FUNNY INTERVIEW

Officer : What Is Your Name ?Candidate : M P. SirOfficer : Tell Me ProperlyCandidate : Mohan Pal Sir Officer : Your Father's Name ? Candidate : M P. SirOfficer : What Does That Mean ?Candidate : Manmohan Pal SirOfficer : Your Native PlaceCandidate : M P. SirOfficer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?Candidate : No, Munnur Pal SirOfficer : What Is Your Qualification? Candidate : M P. SirOfficer : (Angrily) What Is It ?Candidate : Metric PassOfficer : Why Do You Need A Job ?Candidate : M P. SirOfficer : And...

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Invitation From Nokia to Motorola

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Indian Hell

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Read and enjoy

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".************ ********* ********* ********* ********Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.kSardar...

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WIFE WANTED .....

A news paper had a humour page with following matrimonials published in it. BANKER: Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service. CAR MECHANIC: Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run the household at a good average. DOCTOR: Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me desirous of marriage. I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious...

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Based on a True Incident @ Bangalore Airport

Airport Security : What's your Name? Passenger : Batman Airport Security : Your real name please? Passenger : My name is Bat-Man Airport Security : Are you trying to be funny? What...

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Issued in Public Interest by Ministry of Family Welfare...

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop; with them are their 8 children... A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me...

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Solution to unhappy employees!!

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Murphy's laws on girls…..

1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that2. The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be in your college."5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..7. The more you ignore a girl,...

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Software engineer and his wife!!!

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.Wife - would you like to have some snacks?Husband - hard disk full.Wife - have you brought the saree.Husband - Bad command or file name.Wife - but I told you about it in morningHusband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.Husband - sharing violation, access denied.Wife - I made a mistake in...

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Server Bole To!!!

Karthik: First year was the most hectic year in my engineering academic life. On one side I was about to leave Physics and Chemistry forever and on other side I was about to join the geek world.Scene:First year computer practical exam. Venue:Computer Lab Time:The worst possible time...Around 12 o’clock. The last day of my first year exams and the biggest mountain is still not conquered - “Computer Practical”. The only thing I learned in last one year is to differentiate between a CPU and a monitor....

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Sardar ji ka Jokes!!

Boss: Where were you born?Sardar : Punjab ..Boss : which part ?Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. /Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks...

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baby hair cut!!!

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Just Laught!!!

Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon! Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet. Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking...

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Sardari Jokes......! (Laugh Makes Life Beautiful)

Boss: Where were you born? Sardar : Punjab ..Boss : which part ?Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab . 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. /Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks...

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Click this get Smile!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to Japan!!!Who hasn‘t asked this question? How the little arrow moves on the screen of your computer when you move the mouse. The mystery is finally solved…… Click on the link below, move the mouse towards the centre of the screen and all will be revealed.Swipe the mouse back and forth and stop in the centre. http://2006. 1-click.jp/...

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IT Shayries

mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain... Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye.. Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo... Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS... Ho gayi galti humse,...

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Love Talking Btwn Hubby & Wife .......HA HA HA

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever************************************************************************ Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,So I'd be in your hands all day.Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,So I could have a new one everyday.************************************************************************Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleepingpills.Wife:...

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