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तादृशीवैष्णव
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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".************ ********* ********* ********* ********Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.kSardar...
Thursday, July 23, 2009
WIFE WANTED .....
A news paper had a humour page with following matrimonials published in it. BANKER: Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service. CAR MECHANIC: Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run the household at a good average. DOCTOR: Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me desirous of marriage. I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious...
Based on a True Incident @ Bangalore Airport
Airport Security : What's your Name? Passenger : Batman Airport Security : Your real name please? Passenger : My name is Bat-Man Airport Security : Are you trying to be funny? What...
Issued in Public Interest by Ministry of Family Welfare...
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop; with them are their 8 children... A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me...
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Murphy's laws on girls…..
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that2. The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be in your college."5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..7. The more you ignore a girl,...
Software engineer and his wife!!!
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.Wife - would you like to have some snacks?Husband - hard disk full.Wife - have you brought the saree.Husband - Bad command or file name.Wife - but I told you about it in morningHusband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.Husband - sharing violation, access denied.Wife - I made a mistake in...
Server Bole To!!!
Karthik: First year was the most hectic year in my engineering academic life. On one side I was about to leave Physics and Chemistry forever and on other side I was about to join the geek world.Scene:First year computer practical exam. Venue:Computer Lab Time:The worst possible time...Around 12 o’clock. The last day of my first year exams and the biggest mountain is still not conquered - “Computer Practical”. The only thing I learned in last one year is to differentiate between a CPU and a monitor....
Sardar ji ka Jokes!!
Boss: Where were you born?Sardar : Punjab ..Boss : which part ?Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. /Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks...
Just Laught!!!
Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon! Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet. Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking...
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Sardari Jokes......! (Laugh Makes Life Beautiful)
Boss: Where were you born? Sardar : Punjab ..Boss : which part ?Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab . 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. /Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks...
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