Click this get Smile!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to Japan!!!Who hasn‘t asked this question? How the little arrow moves on the screen of your computer when you move the mouse. The mystery is finally solved…… Click on the link below, move the mouse towards the centre of the screen and all will be revealed.Swipe the mouse back and forth and stop in the centre. http://2006. 1-click.jp/...

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IT Shayries

mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain... Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye.. Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo... Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS... Ho gayi galti humse,...

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Love Talking Btwn Hubby & Wife .......HA HA HA

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever************************************************************************ Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,So I'd be in your hands all day.Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,So I could have a new one everyday.************************************************************************Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleepingpills.Wife:...

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Jokes to make ur day

• Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking3 meals a day as I had advised ?Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day!• What’s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to winin 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?How 2 catch squirrels?It's simple. Just climb a tree & sit, Squirrels will come in search of U...U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS!Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire...

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55 replies when u propose a girl!!!

Hey guys most of you must have read this b4,but still feel like sharing..So enjoy...What about telling your own experiences???Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...1) Nahi.................???2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....5 ) Main in baaton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation...

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Hil...Hil..Hill. Hillary....Hilarious

Yashomati maiya se bole Obama:"Hillary kyun gori.... Main kyun Kala"!OBAMAO - OriginallyB - Born inA - Africa toM - ManageA - Amer...

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End of the Road for Advani?

LK Advani misses the prime ministerial bus.It seems No other buses in the ro...

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This wife is too jealous!!

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfum...

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English is a difficult language---

Diplomatic incident This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!! A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama... The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say "how r u". Then Mr. Obama should say, "I am fine, and you?" Now, you should say "me too". Afterwards we, translators, will do the work...

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Will i Get extra Salary This year!?

I won't work if i ll not get extra hike...ha ha ha...

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