Click this get Smile!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to Japan!!!
Who hasn‘t asked this question?

How the little arrow moves on the screen of your computer when you move the mouse.

The mystery is finally solved……

Click on the link below, move the mouse towards the centre of the screen and all will be revealed.
Swipe the mouse back and forth and stop in the centre.

http://2006. 1-click.jp/

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IT Shayries

mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning... Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if" Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female, Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail

Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai....... Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......

Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon

VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VC aaye to VB mein daal do seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do

Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai? Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..

teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai

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Love Talking Btwn Hubby & Wife .......HA HA HA

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever


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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.


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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you


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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.


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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents


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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!


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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again


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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

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Jokes to make ur day

• Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking
3 meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day!


• What’s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win
in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?


How 2 catch squirrels?
It's simple. Just climb a tree & sit, Squirrels will come in search of U...
U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS!


Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss
calls to the Fire brigade


• It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a
country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank our... KAAMWALI



• A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father
down. So what's the name of the lady?
Push......Paa.

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55 replies when u propose a girl!!!

Hey guys most of you must have read this b4,but still feel like sharing..
So enjoy...
What about telling your own experiences???

Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...

1) Nahi.................???

2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......

3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....

5 ) Main in baaton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...

6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....

7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai...??

8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoon....

10) Mein apne daddy se pooch ke tumhe kal answer karu...??

11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??

12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!

13) Sorry

14) "......Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai..... L................................."

15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai manti hu"

16) "Yes .. I too like you ... (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " ... (Which we guys most oftenly do )

17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye ..

18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki... (probably followed by a slap)

20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka waqt do...
Guy: kitna waqt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam


21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)

22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon...

23) Now that's a real tragedy....
Girl: Hee hee ......hee hee hee.....hee ....hee......hee......
Hee hee ......hee hee hee.....hee ....hee......hee......

24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.

25) Keep loving I don't care.

26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho...

27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.
Ha ha ha ha....

28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi

29) tumhare bare mein kabhi aisa socha nahi

30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi

31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge

32) Knyo, Tina ne "No" bola?

33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?

34) Kitne time ke liye -???

35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..

36) Thanks. I love you, too.

37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U.....
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai....

38) "What?"

39) "Let's just stay away from this"

40)

41)

44) My friend in college got one classic reply ... "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"

45) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."
Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi
sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.

46) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.

47) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this...cant we be just good friends for ever

47) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..

48) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..

49) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih aisa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ...

50) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..

51)hehe I didnt expect that from you....

52)nice joke ...

53)tum ladke kuchh aur nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisl gaye.....

54)achha tum bhi, meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil,ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai
and then walks on.............

55)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata paheli bar hai kya koyi baat nahi mein batati hun...

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Hil...Hil..Hill. Hillary....Hilarious

Yashomati maiya se bole Obama:

"Hillary kyun gori.... Main kyun Kala"!



OBAMA

O - Originally
B - Born in
A - Africa to
M - Manage
A - America

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End of the Road for Advani?

LK Advani misses the prime ministerial bus.It seems No other buses in the road.

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This wife is too jealous!!

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"

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English is a difficult language---

Diplomatic incident

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!

A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say "how r u". Then Mr. Obama should say, "I am fine, and you?" Now, you should say "me too". Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you."

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said "who r u?" (Instead of "How r u?".)

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
"Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha..."

Then Mori replied "me too, ha-ha.. .".

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room...........

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Will i Get extra Salary This year!?

I won't work if i ll not get extra hike...



ha ha ha :(

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