Jokes to make ur day

• Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking
3 meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day!


• What’s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win
in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?


How 2 catch squirrels?
It's simple. Just climb a tree & sit, Squirrels will come in search of U...
U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS!


Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss
calls to the Fire brigade


• It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a
country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank our... KAAMWALI



• A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father
down. So what's the name of the lady?
Push......Paa.