Missing Husband..

Missing Husband Report

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:
Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height?
Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Lady: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Lady: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was he wearing?
Lady: Suit/casuals I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him..????
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, Height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together..

And the lady started crying...

Inspector: Let's search for the dog first..!!!

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Issued in Public Interest by Ministry of Family Welfare...

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop; with them are their 8
children... A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her
eight children are able to fit in the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of
the blind man and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at
the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!

The blind man replies:
"If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus! So shut up and keep walking!!!!"

Issued in Public Interest by Ministry of Family Welfare...!! !!!!!!!

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