Missing Husband..

Missing Husband Report

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:
Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height?
Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Lady: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Lady: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was he wearing?
Lady: Suit/casuals I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him..????
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, Height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together..

And the lady started crying...

Inspector: Let's search for the dog first..!!!

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Sardari Jokes......! (Laugh Makes Life Beautiful)

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. /
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.


Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.


Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass..


Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.


Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.


How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.


Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?


Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... . drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!


Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!


NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE :
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

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Click this get Smile!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to Japan!!!
Who hasn‘t asked this question?

How the little arrow moves on the screen of your computer when you move the mouse.

The mystery is finally solved……

Click on the link below, move the mouse towards the centre of the screen and all will be revealed.
Swipe the mouse back and forth and stop in the centre.

http://2006. 1-click.jp/

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IT Shayries

mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning... Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if" Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female, Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail

Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai....... Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......

Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon

VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VC aaye to VB mein daal do seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do

Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai? Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..

teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai

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Love Talking Btwn Hubby & Wife .......HA HA HA

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever


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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.


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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you


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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.


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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents


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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!


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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again


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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

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Jokes to make ur day

• Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking
3 meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day!


• What’s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win
in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?


How 2 catch squirrels?
It's simple. Just climb a tree & sit, Squirrels will come in search of U...
U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS!


Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss
calls to the Fire brigade


• It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a
country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank our... KAAMWALI



• A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father
down. So what's the name of the lady?
Push......Paa.

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